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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

 

Proof that horoscopes are BULLSHIT...

My Horoscope
If you look inside your wallet today, you might just see a few dust bunnies. Living a cash-free life may be the way of the future, but you can't pay for everything with plastic. Eventually, debts have to be paid! Closely examine your credit card bills and assess your financial health today. It might be wise to go back to the old-fashioned idea of not buying what you can't afford. At least that way, you will know at a glance what you have -- or don't have.
- By Astrology.com

HA!
I have never accumulated debt IN MY LIFE!
I abhor plastic and dust bunnies EQUALLY!
You astrological BOZOS can only ENVY MY FINANCIAL HEALTH!
AND WHAT I HAVE...
AND EVEN WHAT I DON'T HAVE - WHICH ARE DEBTS, BILLS UP TO THE ARMPITS AND FINANCIAL WOES - LIKE YOU DO - YOUUUUUUUUUU - NOT ME - NEVER ME!
I am never again even bothering with GLANCING at a damnable horrorscope!!!
THAT was NO typo - bozo!!!

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