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Lambaste the pests of this world! Run through the mud the scum of the earth! Humiliate the would-be somebodies who mock their fellow human beings for daring to be braver than they are! Three good causes championed by THIS VERY BLOG! Enjoy - especially if you're one of the pests EXPOSED HERE! Believe me - you DON'T want to tick me off and wind up exposed here!Thursday, October 04, 2007
WHEN THE "IMPOSTORS" ARE MORE TALENTED THAN THE "GENUINE ARTICLES"... LAMBASTE THE LATTER!!!
And it certainly is what I am going to do
right here and right now!!!
Take for instance this artist singing below...
Despite the fact that the video's description reads as follows:
""Chuyện chúng mình ngày sau sẽ ra sao""
That is NOT my cousin São - who would therefore be the "impostor"
The more talented of the two is lesser-known and downright ignored
since the Asian broad in the video is credited as "genuine"
in the eyes of millions upon millions in the vast Asian market!
And yet... BELIEVE ME ON THIS...
My cousin sings much better than that - and deserves many more kudos
than that stuck-up, high-pitched voiced stork there...!!!
And likewise...
La chanson "RAISON" is refined humor at its best
but because of the existence of this inept, insipid parody right here:
and its title being "Le coeur a ses raisons..."
MY GEM OF A SARCASTIC SONG IS DISMISSABLE AS "perhaps derivative"
as the "probable fake" and "likely copycat" WHEN IT IS NOT
and the insipid parody gets labeled as "genuine"
simply because it is aired on a television station
that is all out of ideas - and of budget leeway...!
MY SONG HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS CRAP!
I DO NOT WATCH TVA SINCE THE YEAR 2000 AT LEAST!
I GET MY NEWS AND ENTERTAINMENT FROM THE SOURCE:
ONLINE!!!
VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR, they said...
THE NET ERADICATED THE TV STAR, I say! ;)
Especially when it comes to crappy small market local TV...
Puh-leeeeeeze!
It is downright insulting to have ANYONE think for a single
NANO-SECOND that I would bother writing and singing
an anthem to THAT CRAPPY TV SHOW...!!!
I've got much better to AIM for...!
Now that I know of its existence,
I ABHOR THAT SHOW!
And not just because of its title either -
but because of its infinitely obtuse humor!
Man alive -
Brian Bendis got no crap at all
no threats, no flack whatsoever
for having come up with a
SEQUENTIAL ART series called ALIAS
(that's right: a COMIC-BOOKY!)
at the same time Jennifer Garner's TV SERIES
of the same name (the true ALIAS - yes)
became sort of a cult hit
for whoever it is that still watches TV...!
(Just like, alas, "Le coeur..." -qui écoeure-
has garnered a cult following of its own;
much smaller and outright insignificant in comparison
but still... arrgghhh!)
I AM 100% SURE
THAT ALL OF MY NEIGHBORHOOD
WOULD APPLAUD MY SONG
AS SUNG BY ME
IF I, SAY, GOT UP TO MY BALCONY
AND SANG IT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
AS MANY ARE ENJOYING THE SUN STILL, NOW,
AND THE APPLAUSE
WOULD DWARF THE CANNED LAUGH TRACKS
LABRÈCHE HAS ON HIS LOUSY SHOW!
(He's such a MARC...!)
À Bon Entendeur (-euse) - Salut!
;)
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