NO ONE MORE COWARDLY THAN THE ONLINE PREDATOR (OK - I KNOW BETTER... I COULD PUT UP A SHORT LIST OF CROOKED CREEPS MORE COWARDLY THAN EVEN THAT! MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME, EH?)
THE GOD-DAMN SLIMEY INDIVIDUALS THAT PREY ON THE INNOCENT, THE NAIVE, THE GULLIBLE, HERE, IN THIS WILD WILD NEW FRONTIER WORLD THAT IS CYBER-SPACE - WELL, THEY DESERVE A WHOLE NEW SET OF LAWS THAT MAKE THEIR KIND THINK TWICE BEFORE BLACKMAILING ANYBODY, CON ANYBODY, SWINDLE AND STEAL, BEFRIEND AND STAB IN THE BACK IN THE CRUELLEST FASHION...
THEY DESERVE TO HAVE THE BOOK THROWN AT 'EM! AND THE JUDGE'S WHOLE DAMN PULPIT WITH THAT!!!



And next time I tackle this sordid subject, I'll be lambasting the psychosis-sufferers who see stalkers everywhere and cannot distinguish right from wrong, either in real life or (much less) online! When you can't tell who's a swindler and who's not - don't try to! ASK SOMEONE WHO KNOWS! Beware of all manners of identity theft though; it can pop up in thr form of "the (not-so) great pretender" as well...!

ARN ANDERSON

Arn Anderson Classic Superstars #12 Action Figure
Collect all of your favorite classic superstars. Get your Arn Anderson figure today! Comes complete with packaging. (WOW)
Action figure Dimensions – the figures are typically 7” tall and approx. 4” in width. Construction material – injection molded plastic. Made of ABS plastic and PVC.

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Our Price: $14.99 - Sale Price: $9.98 (save 33%)

TOP SELLERS (Killer Kowalski is NOT one of them!)

Arn Anderson Classic Superstars #12 Action Figure Sale Price: $9.98 Dean Malenko Classic Superstars #12 Action Figure Sale Price: $10.98 Brooklyn Brawler Classic Superstars #12 Action Figure Sale Price: $10.98 Nasty Boy Brian Knobbs Classic Superstars #12 Action Figure Sale Price: $10.98 Nasty Boy Jerry Sags Classic Superstar #12 Action Figure Sale Price: $10.98 (WHAA-AT? EVERYONE'S priced a buck more than the top seller, DOUBLE A, THE ENFORCER, ARN ANDERSON?!?)

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CLASSIC SUPERSTARS - COLLECTOR SERIES #12

INCLUDES COLLECTIBLE WRESTLEMANIA TICKET

NEW and FACTORY SEALED OFFICIAL WWE JAKKS PACIFIC ACTION FIGURE

MINT ON CARD (MOC)

Mint, eh? Grrrreat... Said card though lists Arn's main signature move as the "spinbuster"...? What in blue blazes is a "spinbuster"? His move was and is and will always be the SPINEBUSTER! Wasn't it bad enough that he was forced to be referred to as a "Brain Buster" (along with eventual preacher/pastor/reverend Tully Blanchard, his tag-team partner) during the relatively short and tentatively degrading tenure in the old WWF - in between two brilliant career-making journeys in the real NWA and then in WCW...
McMahon's circus would take the best from WCW, use it up, make it look bad in their circus and then let them go back where their heart was (WCW) as "tainted goods"...
And this action figure is the last drop!
A thinned down yet bulked-up, armwise, Enforcer - what is this? A deliberate attempt to make the figure "attractive" to the nitwits who only like BATISTA-type of physiques?!?

I thought you'd learned your lesson well with the whole STEROIDS SCANDAL DEBACLE, McMAHON!!! Seems to me like you need another lesson...
(A lesson in history too: do you know what a slimebucket the historically-significant Batista was, down in Cuba, Vince? Huh? I mean - forget about Vinnie Mac: there's a pest worth lambasting right there!!! But I digress...)


There is far worse out there for the kiddies and (k)ollectors alike...
FAR WORSE indeed!
How about that DESTREADER guy, eh? (Not to be confused with a despreader (dee-spreader) now; a despreader or despreading means combines the received spread spectrum signal with the second or inner PN spreading code to produce a first level or intermediate despread signal. An accumulator is used to accumulate this despread signal over the period of the second PN code or a chip period of the first code, and differentially detects the phase shift between consecutive accumulated signals, or decodes the accumulated signals. The detected signal is subjected to a matched filtering process, and the results compared to a preselected threshold value. In addition, the threshold value used in this comparison can be preselected or produced by determining an average value for the magnitude of the detected signal over the first PN code period. This value can be scaled appropriately.)
A "Destreader" would be hard-pressed to keep the pace of "desperate reading" (heh-heh) here, which is to be found to be in the order of 1.2288 Mcps (Mega/Million-chips-per-second) over any interval whatsoever...!!! He is, after all, into DESTROYING READING, or so it seems...! THAT takes considerably more time...!
Kids that are into the Mega Bloks toyline are therefore hinted at becoming prime targets for analphabetism, learning deficiencies and maybe even dyslexia...?!?
But I digress again, surely...

Are we spawning a generation of Mega Blockheads here?
Are we purposefully training a whole nation of Mega Blokes?!?
Say it isn't so, Mego Blocks! Sorry - Mega Blox? See - it is even dumbing LUMINOUS ME down here! Yikes...

Before we gaze at the destructive DESTREADER, let's see some of his friends - shall we? Nicer guys you can only find at the gates of Hades...

There are the LOST SOULS (in partnership with the PYRATES (nice misspelling there) and of course the hot licensed property these days, the PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN!)

Then we have the MAGNETIX (no relation to Magneto and the Amalgam Magnetic Men!)
Their main man is simply known as... Brutus! (That bodes well for a role-model...!)
And here is more - the *official word*, no less - on him...

Description:
Brutus is an accomplished gladiator who's up for combat with beast or warrior for sheer entertainment. Brutus is an ancient warrior whose battle gear includes 3 effective weapons. More impressive, is that he can shatter humongous boulders with the magnetic power of his voice. (Look at him, out of his plastic prison, below - unleashed! Unbound! Un... Unimaginative and unbelievably boring! But his attributed "twin" is worse still...)

Brutus' twin in combat is the futuristic warrior Alien. (That makes sense...) Brutus may also enhance his powers by combining and interchanging parts and weapons with all Magna-Man (figures).

Your child will enjoy putting together Brutus' 20 magnetic parts and be blown away by his perfect-for-night battle eyes and light-up helmet.


An excellent way for your child to develop role-playing and imagination, strengthen hand to eye coordination and build confidence and self-esteem. Huh?!?
For ages 8 and up


Ah, but wait a second - LANCELOT is also among these "Magnetix" chix magnets types - yeah! THE Sir Lancelot, yes, according to this description:

Sir Lancelot is a highly revered knight whose combat style if chivalrous and heroic. Sir Lancelot is an ancient warrior whose battle gear includes 3 destructive weapons.

Sir Lancelot's twin in combat is the ancient warrior Robotor. (That makes even more sense - rrrrrobotorrrrr - Lancelot's "TWIN" - rrrrright!)
Sir Lancelot may also enhance his powers by combining and interchanging parts and weapons with all Magna-Man. (Methinks that a true knight of the Table Round would say "thanks - but no thanks" when offered to partake of such an "offer", though generous and altruistic it may be...)

Your child will enjoy putting together Sir Lancelot's 20 magnetic parts and be blown away by his perfect-for-night battle eyes and light-up helmet.

An excellent way for your child to develop role-playing and imagination, strengthen hand to eye coordination and build confidence and self-esteem. (Once again - "huh?")
For ages 8 and up

At 11.95$ a pop, these MagnaWarriors can hang in there with any Star Wars warrior and any G.I. Joe there is - and then some!

So there are various levels of ruffians here (MagnaMen... Magnetix... Mag Warriors... Magna-Saurs even! Whatever!!!)
Here is the actual culprit himself: DESTREADER!!!

Mega Bloks Magnetix Mag Warriors Destreader Figure 9054
Product Code: MB9054
Price: $10.95

Description:
Mag Warriors - Destreader
Build 'n Battle with MagLock Construction
Electronic Battle Helmet

Weapons include:

Sawtooth Scimitar

Demekos Blade

Disruptor Shield

Not a whole lot to read there, indeed...!!! Kids won't ever wrack (?) their brains with the devastating, delusional and all-together destructive DESTREADER!!!


And there is WORSE STILL out there - readily made available at every TOYS R US, Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Target, Zellers etc... For ALL the kiddies to be perverted from! Yay! There is, indeed, the offerings from the kind TODDSTER.

Look at this one and guess what the TODDSTER called HIM...


(Note the funny thing about this picture: the site of origin would warn that "right clicks are disabled" - yet I still got it downloaded and uploaded here! Hey - it's all for educative lambasting purposes - so lay off, willya?!? Sheesh! Then again, the same damn site makes FALSE TOTALLY ILLEGAL TENDER, check it out right here:)


Let's make a deal, supercraptoys.com - I won't denounce you for putting out fake bills, and you'll leave me alone! Deal?
Producing counterfeit currency is still a worse crime than sharing thingies online FOR NO PROFIT AT ALL (lest the satisfaction of lambasting pests can be deemed "profitable" in any way whatsoever!)
Shades of To Live And Die In L.A. - !!!


And speaking of LOST ANGELES...Ah - he got out of his packaging - like the devil unchained after 1000 years!
But I digress...
Important Information
Safety Information:
WARNING: Choking Hazard-Small Parts Not for children under 3 years.
(I'd add: WARNING - BLASPHEMER APPROACHING! *LOL*)
Product Description - From the Manufacturer:
We've imagined Spawn in a whole new way -- in the tradition of the great Saturday morning cartoons! Get ready to see Spawn, his allies and his enemies as you've never seen them before. An immortal warrior who has fought alongside the Forces of Light since before recorded time, the Redeemer has chosen to leave his post as a member of the Council of Light and join Spawn X's crusade -- placing himself between Mankind and the blind hatred shared by his former people and the Forces of Darkness. Figure includes two interchangeable heads (one with a helmet and one without), sword and round base.

The lone glimmer of hope: the site that had all those Pyrates/Lost Souls/Magnetix Brutes etc... Also had the venerable antithesis to all that: Baby Einstein!
Is that their idea of "the best from both worlds" though? Hmm... I disagree STRONGLY. Kids have nothing but high-priced CRAP nowadays - made with higher quality materials than ever before, with meticulous attention given to minute details as never before - but it is still CRAP AT ITS VERY CORE.
I am glad I am neither a kid nor a collector in 2007!

Labels: Arn Anderson, crappy action figures, Destreader, Double A, McFarlane, McMahon, WCW, WWE

posted by Luminous (\ô/) Luciano™  # 7:21 PM 0 comments

"O problema de ter uma mente aberta é que as pessoas estão sempre a atirar coisas là para dentro..."
- Daisy Darko (real name: MM - most probably quoting -or rather misquoting- somebody else there... Very badly at that.)

It would be much better as: "O problema com uma mente aberta é que se pode colocar tudo o que se quizer là dentro - até mesmo besteira, asneira e outra merdesseira!" THERE! Attribute that one to ME - Luciano Pimentel! Luce Has Spoken!

"To chance being a fool instead of becoming a cynic."
- Charlie G. of Care2 in-fame (really paraphrasing or outright borrowing from someone else, of course)
(Fine, Charlie boy - be a fool! And I'll be a sarcastic wit, in the meantime! Cynicism OPTIONAL!)

"The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel." - From "Taxi"
(I can see Danny DeVito spewing out that line... Certainly not the moronic imitator, Patrick Huard... The latter has a new show on TVA, unimaginatively -not to mention illegally- titled... TAXI. He's also known for putting two and two together -to make 3 1/2 stars out of 10 with- "Bon Cop, Bad Cop"... AND he's also scheduled to make his directorial debut with yet another insipid crappy "social commentary of a minimaliste-intimiste film made in Quebec" in other words "yet another film "sur le cul" - about the average Québécois' sexual obsessions, yeah" - and that one will be titled... get ready to laugh... "Les Trois Petits Cochons". Yeah - we know who's the Big Bad Wolf in this one... eh?)

"No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and good, without the world being better for it, without somebody being helped and comforted by the very existence of that goodness. " - Phillips Brooks

"No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and good, without the world being better for it, without somebody being helped and comforted by the very existence of that goodness. " - Alan Alda

(Hmm... Who to believe here, eh? Maybe... ME! Read on...)
"No man or woman of the dumbest kind can truly be expected to be weak-minded enough, gullible and good-mannered enough as well, to swallow up whatever those "great ones" in the world will spout out and claim as theirs in a vainglorious effort to be credited with having helped, comforted and been of any use at all to the afflicted existence at large. "
- Luciano Pimentel



Some guys NOT TO BE QUOTED NOW... OR EVER!

"People are fond of spouting out the old cliché about how Van Gogh never sold a painting in his lifetime. Somehow his example serves to justify to us, decades later, that there is somehow merit in utter failure./ Perhaps, but the man did commit suicide." - Hugh Macleod (Who?)
(So did, allegedly, Doutor Sousa Martins - and he's still, somehow, a symbol of The Light now! Ask his fans... LEARN something HUGE, Hugh!)

"There are no facts, only interpretations." - Friedrich Nietzsche
(Right - like, deny the fact that you're a very dead moron NOW, nitwit Nietzs! ;)
As I always said - JUST SAY NYET TO NIETZS!)

"He was always late on principle, his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
(Better a thief than a fag! Thieving has not been described as "an abomination in the eyes of God" in the Good Book - merely as another sin...! While your wilde ways, Oscar, well surely they told you...)

And let's end on a true QUOTABLE NOTE - at least!

"Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality." - Nikola Tesla
(You tell them, Nikola - great man of SCIENCE, you! Hmm - I say that, even though that's oxymoronic, IMHO...! ;)