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Lambaste the pests of this world! Run through the mud the scum of the earth! Humiliate the would-be somebodies who mock their fellow human beings for daring to be braver than they are! Three good causes championed by THIS VERY BLOG! Enjoy - especially if you're one of the pests EXPOSED HERE! Believe me - you DON'T want to tick me off and wind up exposed here!


Tuesday, April 24, 2012

 

Blogger Boogers...!


I come onto my dashboard, quite innocently enough, not even wanting to and much less expecting to update this particular *angry blog* right here - and then I see this instead of my usual dashboard:


Blogger has a new look!

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A streamlined post editor

A new dashboard of important stats


Plus an explicative video (yes - it is required as you have got a lot of explaining to do, Blogger Boogers! And the video can be viewed on partner-in-crime YouTube too - of course:

 





Quite frankly, Blogger Boogers, did anyone actually ask for this?!? HUH? You don't even know the old adage ''if it ain't broken, don't fix it'' - do you? Or, maybe, it is broken after all - all sorts of things have stopped responding from time to time here: from simple changes to the template that just won't go to simpler tasks such as a mere draft save! So, okay, maybe it needed fixing after all - but you couldn't even fix those bugs permanently (many instances prove that some are still not fixed, at all!) and, instead, you ruin our experience further by changing everything on us - without giving us the CHOICE...?!? That's not proper behaviour towards your supporters/users, brothers! I may have to seriously decrease my blogging - since you've ruined it for me, it wastes my time and I do not get as much enjoyment from it anymore. It is pure folly to wait so long for a simple draft to be saved - ''or the changes will be lost'' as you repeatedly taunt us with...! It is madness to waste time putting up with all of your bugs! It is insanity to accept something that was imposed upon us like that...!

Why do we do it???

Oh... right.

Friday, April 13, 2012

 

Generation Z - dead last indeed


... indeed. 
WHO... or WHAT are you!? 
I could suggest a ton of crudities... 








The depths of ignorance; the abyss of misguided ambitions; the bowels of human intellect. Such is this type of people that we are about to talk about here, this time out: such are most (if not exactly all) of the members of Generation Z. (I know so many who fit that description too: KimPim... the little bitch begotten to slimy Gourgen Sevantsian... Richard The Dickhead from Barrie... Tony 2.0 de Blainville... Turd Raph des Rapides. I have to stop or I'll throw up!)

It is possible that this is not some sort of prank, not some kind of sick joke...?

Could there really be such total complete dweebs out there who were so preoccupied with only their little belly button to the point of not knowing that the tragedy of the Titanic was a very real one indeed? How could they have missed that, one wonders? It is frightening to think what else they might have missed over time; just how clueless they might be, in truth...!

If they truly, genuinely had no clue about this major historical event, it is the most astounding display of the lows that can be reached by this ''Generation Z'' of ours. Gen-Zed; the lowest of them all - and the last. A generation that only has to be because all things that ever were must have an END as well. A generation that is tops only in one thing: self-centeredness. They care not about anything else, want not to know about anything else and don,t want to have anything to do with anything other than their precious little selves. The only problem with that, of course, is that those are worthless little selves indeed. The kind that travelled first class on the RMS Titanic: but even more abysmal than that, for cruder, less educated, more pathetic because they have had everything handed to them since the atrocious day that they were BORN...

Gen-Zedders are worse leeches than any other previous group of people that brought absolutely nothing other than pettiness into this world: in this category, they've dwarfed even the Rockefellers, the Rothschilds, Bilderberg, the Illuminati, the New World Order...! They have made it actually terrifyingly easy for all of the preceding (and more) to run roughshod over the masses and steam-roll without effort through them as they control them, subjugate them, exploit them... Them and their blind ambition - blind and foolish dream to rule, one day, and be part of that elitistic so-called high society that ''rules the world''... Gen-Zedders are the reason the Occupy Movement is doomed to fail and the reason why the masses will always come out on the losing end opposite those elitistic groups: because the Gen-Zedders dumbify ever further the masses, rendering them as virtual sheep to lead to the inexorable slaughter of the human race - indeed.


To the Gen-Zedders out there, I wish this: a ticket on this cruise right here:








Get your tickets now, Gen-Zedders; you can afford them, even if only with sugar daddy's money or sugah-mama's moolah! Get the damn tickets and go on that journey to retrace the tragic course that took the Titanic into legend, through icy doom and sad tragedy.

Relive what more than fifteen hundred people lived one hundred years ago, when tragedy struck and burst the huge bubble that they'd been living in.

Recreate the tortuous journey that all who are selfish, too full of themselves, egotistical, blind to the truth and stubborn as hell must go through in order for there to be some order and justice restored to this world, in the long run...

Go and hit your own iceberg - you pathetic morons.

Maybe the shock will awaken you before the true End comes.

Maybe - but I sincerely doubt it!


With recognition to one Melissa Knowles - who may yet be a Gen-Zedder herself (although I think she's really a Gen-Y Creature in fact; but gentlemen are not supposed to hazard guesses regarding a lady's age) but, regardless of that, she does not hesitate to expose her generation, no matter what. And they apparently silenced her for all her troubles.

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Friday, April 06, 2012

 

THIS IS *NOT* THE EASTER BUNNY


And so it is EASTER...


Easter time - the way that America has defined it over the last few decades, anyhow...

And what have you DONE...?

What have you done for BUNNIES, most specifically?
Come on now - it's EASTER TIME!
You gotta love the BUNNY!
YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH EASTER WITHOUT A BUNNY TO LOVE! Now can you?

Well...
How about showing some love
FOR THIS BUNNY RIGHT HERE:

THIS is the bunny that had to suffer through HELL so that L'ORÉAL could make damn sure that it wouldn't get SUED if ever its GOD-DAMNED shampoos and assorted beauty care products produced any of the same results on YOU!

THIS is the bunny that did not lay chocolate eggs but, rather, laid its very own well-being, health and fragile existence (one of a such a very short lifespan to begin with) so that YOU could have the safest chemical crap to embellish yourself with this spring, this summer, all throughout the year!

THE LEAST YOU CAN DO NOW IS THE FOLLOWING:

Uno - pray that this bunny's misery has already come to an end.
And that it wasn't as atrocious as it looks to have been.

And segundo - BOYCOTT THE DAMN L'ORÉAL PRODUCTS.
This spring. This upcoming summer. All throughout the damn year!!!

And may L'Oréal go to heck now.


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