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Lambaste the pests of this world! Run through the mud the scum of the earth! Humiliate the would-be somebodies who mock their fellow human beings for daring to be braver than they are! Three good causes championed by THIS VERY BLOG! Enjoy - especially if you're one of the pests EXPOSED HERE! Believe me - you DON'T want to tick me off and wind up exposed here!Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Habs
Pour Toujours, les Canadiens... really?!?
HA.
Truly the best depiction in music or film that can be viewed these days anywhere is probably this version of the H.A.B. (Hirsute Abominable Brute?) to be found right here among various other places on the net... (Believe it or not, there is hatred for the Habs all over the place - YES. I am NOT the only one; nâo - nâo sou o unico!!!) Even the lyrics fit with this one: the song says ''on oublie trop vite nos erreurs, nos maladresses'' -- like the snotty-nosed and yet arrogant little Mike Ribeiro when he faked being tripped and injured - or that puny MaxPac there, when he promptly skated into a stanchion and expected everyone to believe that the rival team actually had planned the crushing halt to his stride all along?!? (Well, the inane collectively pea-brained public would simply jump to that conclusion all on its own - but that is another story!) And what of whoever it was (most probably P.K. - which will never stand for penalty kill - never) when he gave away the puck to Nathan Horton of all people, for the decisive goal to be scored when the Boston Bruins put away the Canadiens (as they should, too) in the seventh game in the initial round of those memorable 2011 playoffs - when the Bruins won it ALL! Or like the entire blamed habitant organisation, when it thought it could ride the coattails of equally snotty-nosed Carey and thrive (heck, just survive really) without the only reason why they had any success at all in recent years: Halak, Cammallari and that big D-man they had actually found in the Boston dismissals bin!
NO - NON! It shall never be ''pour toujours'' you pathetic, has-been HAB-NOTS! You will never ''HAB'' it again - and the only reason you ever had it was due to unfair burgeoning league-wide advantages that you used to have, which allowed you to build a team that could trample all the other teams during the 50s and 60s - but it came to crushing halt in 1969, did it not. Oh yeah, sure, you stole another Cup that year; but then the Bruins took it!
In the 70s - it was your last hurrah! It kept up, like a sickening disease that won't let up, all the way to the mid-80s... true. Because of the 50s and 60s rep it had built up, MANY mercenaries were interested in coming to Montreal in order to 'win a cup' - eh? But when it finally became clear that it was all done with smoke, mirrors and a whole lot of CRAP (CH-rap?) - it was over.
If the pathetic ''National Hockey League'' had been anything other than a barnyard two-bit amateur outfit, the ''CH'' would have never amounted to anything AT ALL: it would have gone the same way the Montreal Maroons went! And any guy with a semblance of a talent to play the game would have gone to the big towns where the money was: Toronto, Chicago, BOSTON, New York! The so-called ''success story'' of that ''storied franchise'' is as much an anomaly and an ACCIDENTAL ABSURD TWIST OF HISTORY as the whole birth of a nation called ''CANADA'' ITSELF...!!!
https://www.zoo.com/quiz/can-you-match-each-sports-team-its-state-2?utm_term=00487843d72a07e33a727fc3501960e807&pub_name=SB+Nation+%28Vox+Media%29&src_name=Stanley+Cup+of+Chowder&pub_id=00f0aec91eff6218b33e86b5aa301be1c4&utm_content=Quiz%3A+98%25+of+Canadians+Can%27t+Place+These+Pro&adid=0018179777d50613cf9e52d3572145ad15&utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=paid&utm_campaign=CA-Zoo-MatchSporttoState%28desktop%29&acct=00f6a7d2cf2656566c6578c8d8ce8c3a03&mkcpgn=88db58fc8067456fb6722778845a82b1&sg_uid=Q2C3n6fuSB-O4nwk33RuDw
HA.
Truly the best depiction in music or film that can be viewed these days anywhere is probably this version of the H.A.B. (Hirsute Abominable Brute?) to be found right here among various other places on the net... (Believe it or not, there is hatred for the Habs all over the place - YES. I am NOT the only one; nâo - nâo sou o unico!!!) Even the lyrics fit with this one: the song says ''on oublie trop vite nos erreurs, nos maladresses'' -- like the snotty-nosed and yet arrogant little Mike Ribeiro when he faked being tripped and injured - or that puny MaxPac there, when he promptly skated into a stanchion and expected everyone to believe that the rival team actually had planned the crushing halt to his stride all along?!? (Well, the inane collectively pea-brained public would simply jump to that conclusion all on its own - but that is another story!) And what of whoever it was (most probably P.K. - which will never stand for penalty kill - never) when he gave away the puck to Nathan Horton of all people, for the decisive goal to be scored when the Boston Bruins put away the Canadiens (as they should, too) in the seventh game in the initial round of those memorable 2011 playoffs - when the Bruins won it ALL! Or like the entire blamed habitant organisation, when it thought it could ride the coattails of equally snotty-nosed Carey and thrive (heck, just survive really) without the only reason why they had any success at all in recent years: Halak, Cammallari and that big D-man they had actually found in the Boston dismissals bin!
NO - NON! It shall never be ''pour toujours'' you pathetic, has-been HAB-NOTS! You will never ''HAB'' it again - and the only reason you ever had it was due to unfair burgeoning league-wide advantages that you used to have, which allowed you to build a team that could trample all the other teams during the 50s and 60s - but it came to crushing halt in 1969, did it not. Oh yeah, sure, you stole another Cup that year; but then the Bruins took it!
In the 70s - it was your last hurrah! It kept up, like a sickening disease that won't let up, all the way to the mid-80s... true. Because of the 50s and 60s rep it had built up, MANY mercenaries were interested in coming to Montreal in order to 'win a cup' - eh? But when it finally became clear that it was all done with smoke, mirrors and a whole lot of CRAP (CH-rap?) - it was over.
If the pathetic ''National Hockey League'' had been anything other than a barnyard two-bit amateur outfit, the ''CH'' would have never amounted to anything AT ALL: it would have gone the same way the Montreal Maroons went! And any guy with a semblance of a talent to play the game would have gone to the big towns where the money was: Toronto, Chicago, BOSTON, New York! The so-called ''success story'' of that ''storied franchise'' is as much an anomaly and an ACCIDENTAL ABSURD TWIST OF HISTORY as the whole birth of a nation called ''CANADA'' ITSELF...!!!
THERE SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN A CANADA
-anybody who knows History knows that much-
AND, LIKEWISE, ON THE MICROCOSM SIDE
OF THAT TRUTH, THERE SHOULD HAVE
NEVER BEEN SUCH A THING AS
A ''MONTRÉAL CANADIEN''
... just look at that stereotypical neanderthal MORON now...!!!
#BringBackTheMaroons
they, at least, would know their place!
https://www.zoo.com/quiz/can-you-match-each-sports-team-its-state-2?utm_term=00487843d72a07e33a727fc3501960e807&pub_name=SB+Nation+%28Vox+Media%29&src_name=Stanley+Cup+of+Chowder&pub_id=00f0aec91eff6218b33e86b5aa301be1c4&utm_content=Quiz%3A+98%25+of+Canadians+Can%27t+Place+These+Pro&adid=0018179777d50613cf9e52d3572145ad15&utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=paid&utm_campaign=CA-Zoo-MatchSporttoState%28desktop%29&acct=00f6a7d2cf2656566c6578c8d8ce8c3a03&mkcpgn=88db58fc8067456fb6722778845a82b1&sg_uid=Q2C3n6fuSB-O4nwk33RuDw
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