EYES OF A CREEP

WARNING: IF YOU MEET EITHER ONE OF THESE INDIVIDUALS - NEVER LOWER YOUR GUARD! THEY WILL SEEM TO BE NICE AND COURTEOUS - AND THEN THEY WILL STAB YOU IN THE BACK THE MOMENT YOU DISAGREE WITH THEM - FOR THAT IS WHEN THEIR DEFECTIVE "I WANNA BE A KNOW-IT-ALL AGAINST ALL ODDS" GENE WILL KICK IN AND LEAD THE BOTH OF THEM TO THE MOST ABHORRENT BEHAVIOUR AS WELL AS THE MOST DISTASTEFUL DISCOURSE... ALL IN SPITE OF THEIR HAVING NO CAUSE, NO JUSTIFICATION AND NO TRUE MOTIVATION FOR SUCH IRASCIBLE BEHAVIOUR...
Our first subject takes the cake as he will surely baffle the medical establishment for years to come - unless he gets killed first by someone he's antagonized one too many times, of course! Moose are on the loose where he lives - and they get mad for much less than what this class 1 jerk can provide...


He claims to be "walking to the beat of his own drum..."
(he must hear voices in his cranium too)
He adds, as if to build up his waning confidence;
About Me: Honest, shy, not a pushover, quiet, smart ... anything but a conformist. Without time for anyone so caught up in their own little lives that they have no time for others.

Ok - let's make sense of this moron's make-believe bravado: HE HAS NO TIME FOR ANYONE WHO HAS NO TIME FOR OTHERS... Are we daring to think ourselves as "more" than mere "others" there... huh? WHY IN BLUE BLAZES WOULD ANYONE WHO HAS NO TIME FOR OTHERS HAVE TIME FOR YOU?!? What that tells me is that it must be someone you've ANNOYED, Kevie Beastie (as you annoyed MOI) and so they make both an exception as an EXAMPLE out of YOU!

You see, what makes this scumbag so special is that he suffers from AvPD - and is likely a reluctant queer who's just recently gotten married to try and live up to his grandparents' catholic standards... (he lists gramps as his heroes - along with Jackie Robinson!)

He is a mess - yet acts superior!
He professes to care about causes and people - yet acts like a major s.o.b. the very first time he gets a chance to.
HE DARES MAKE LIGHT OF THE TRAGEDY OF OTHERS - ALL IN THE NAME OF HIS LAME MAKE-BELIEVE AND 100% IMAGINARY PRIDE!
He is a walking-talking-blabbering-antagonizing INSUFFERABLE CONTRADICTION that is BEGGING to be put out of his misery...

His Top Causes are, allegedly: Animal Welfare, Incest, Animal Welfare - Against Factory Farms, Animal Welfare - anti-hunting, Animal Welfare - Zoo Reform, Children's Welfare, Drunk Driving, Pro-Life, Environment, Smoking, Secondhand - Against, Unions - Against, prostitution

He is AGAINST "UNIONS"...?!? (Well, jerks like him should never get married, no...)
Too many animal issues in there too - whoever sexually abused him when he was a child, must have sexually abused his beloved pets in front of him as well...?!?
In all likelihood, this was all perpetrated by his very own genitor too, hence...
No wonder he's such a covert smug scumbag now - he was begotten by the scummiest scum of the earth! Sickening, really...

His favorite Quotation reeks of his fears; "You can't show courage without being afraid." - "I forget where it came from", he says ... "someone help me out!"
Not a chance.

Scare him shitless right here, in his group: http://www.care2.com/c2c/group/SocialPhobia
Group Name: Avoidant Personality Disorder ( AvPD )- Being A Highly Sensitive Person
Description: This group is mostly for those suffering from Avoidant personality disorder (AvPD) and chronic Depression (Dysthymia) that has lasted over a period of years. Persistent anxiety/Panic Attacks. This is to be a gentle safe forum.
A GENTLE SAFE FORUM?!?
FOR DEPRESSED SAPS PRONE TO BE IRRITABLE FROM ALL THOSE PANIC ATTACKS?!?
AND WITH HIM AS HOST?
What a laugh. He is NOT a GENTLEMAN... HOW CAN HIS FORM BE "GENTLE"? For he is the one who makes forums unsafe by coming down upon any wittier, original and daring opinion with his smug but fake cockiness... He acts like a holier-than-thou know-it-all simply because he wants so badly to be one - IT IS ALL to cover up his insecurities, quite evidently...

His cyber acolyte is typical online tough guy/real-life nerd material...
just look at him!

Even more laughable are the words he wrote on his profile, trying to impress and mayhaps convince himself as well...

"It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear..."
male, age 29
married
Fairfield, IL, USA
Speaks: English (DUH!)
About Me: I have a dream of someday being elected by my homeowners association as the neighborhood watch block commander. Once elected, I will use my power to make significant changes within the neighborhood. I will require all trees to bear my name, all neighborhood pets to wear pants, and all lawns be mowed in circular paterns. Pure tyranny and totalitarianism. Until then, I will continue watching sports and taking my meds at 10 and 5.
Introduce yourself to Drew
(and I would do it, if I were you, with a knuckles sandwich!)
here: http://www.care2.com/c2c/group/Sportsfaninsociety

These two down-to-earth bastards are SO down-to-earth that, for them, to be "empathetic" (as they say it) is really, rrrreally pathetic. They admittedly only care about themselves - AND YET THEY ARE ON A SITE NAMED "CARE2" AND PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT OTHERS AND A FLURRY OF CAUSES TOO!
HOW MUCH MORE HYPOCRITICAL CAN ONE GET?!?

In the final analysis though, it is actually hard to assess what trait is most irritable with these two stooges (and their occasional allies, in a revolving door kind of way; O.M.(Open Marriage) Jim and Sulking Spineless Swede Aaaaa B.) - their hypocrisy or their inability to realize that the sports figures that they worship do not give a "flying f*ck" (to use one of the Halifax Scumbag's favored nonsensical expressions) about them, about their opinions, about their inane spouses (who appear to be both dumb (they married the scum, didn't they?) AND desperate... And occasionally devious, but in a "cheap manipulative whore" kind of way...) - about their families, about their livelihood - and whether they breathe or not!!!

Hopefully, one day soon, they will be so pathetically put down by the very "stars" that they ritualistically and very nearly paganistically follow around like puppy dogs in heat that, finally, they will follow common wisdom and simply SHUT UP - FOREVERMORE!