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Lambaste the pests of this world! Run through the mud the scum of the earth! Humiliate the would-be somebodies who mock their fellow human beings for daring to be braver than they are! Three good causes championed by THIS VERY BLOG! Enjoy - especially if you're one of the pests EXPOSED HERE! Believe me - you DON'T want to tick me off and wind up exposed here!Saturday, September 30, 2006
Exhibit A: (or Z really) - Itty Bitty Brandon aka the Kankakee Kid aka Marquette Tapette!
Take a good long look at Chiero Qui Fait Chier here... This little punk thinks he's somebody... thinks he will amount to something... evidently, he has no peripheral vision nor does he has much in terms of foresight! This little bastard will shit on you for displaying guts no men in his freaking ancestry ever had! His ancestors as his lineage (if he ever gets one that is) are all / will all be found in the form of tiny little spineless gargoyles in the putrid depths of Hades / Gehenna / Inferno... that goes without saying I gather. For this punk represents very well the current generation... the Y Generation (X is getting old!). Y as in "(WH)Y THE HELL WERE THEY EVEN BORN IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?". Maybe to serve as no more and no less than... cannon fodder! Aye - send Brandon and all of his buddies to IRAQ or IRAN... asap! Go for it, Brandon "Face À Chier" Chiero - pronto! You can do it, Bombastic Brandon - that is all you're good at too; being a bombastic ass!AND NOW, "ENJOY"
Brandon Chiero's Profile - Marquette
Send Brandon a Message (Yeah - only HATE MAIL if you will - he deserves it!)
Poke Him! (Not in a million years... not if you PAID ME TO DO IT... NEVER!!!)
Account Info
Name: Brandon Chiero [add to friends] (HA - he's NO ONE's "friend" - come on! He's an egocentric little son of a bitch who cares about no one but HIMSELF)
Member Since: July 8, 2005
Last Update: January 25, 2006
Basic Info
School: Marquette '09
Status: Undergrad (underling... underachiever... under-everything!)
Sex: Male (highly debatable...)
Concentration: Business Administration (I pity the business...)
Marketing (market idiocy - punk!)
Residence: ODonnell 267 (give us your zip code too - idiot!)
Birthday: 04/30/1987 A Sad Day In History - this punk was born on the day that Mike Bossy played his final game in the NHL... a definite bad omen right there! 1987 sucked overall for so many reasons... the birth of so many punks is only one of MANY!
Home Town: Kankakee, IL (The Kankakee Kid he is... *LOL* Now THAT's humiliating!)
High School: Bishop Mcnamara High School '05 (Puh-leeze... don't tell me he was an altar boy too... and the bishop's b****!!!)
Personal Info
Looking For: Friendship (he lies - he wants it "with benefits"...)
Interested In: Women (he lies again)
Relationship Status: Single (now THAT will be true for a long, loooooong time!)
Political Views: Apathetic (no kidding)
Interests: FORD VEHICLES, Cars, Mustangs, Video Games, Football, Baseball, Golf, Tennis, Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Katamari Damacy, Cigars, Eating, DDR, Packers, White Sox, DA BULLS, Blackhawks, Final Fantasy, White Ninja Comics, Halo, Sandstorm, Homestar Runner (typical interests of the typical average punk)
Clubs and Jobs: Porter at my dad's dealership (figures that it would be DAD's...)
Favorite Music: (LOOK AT THE BIZARRE COLLECTION OF ACTS THAT HE LUMPED ALL TOGETHER HERE... MOST OF IT, OF COURSE, OF QUESTIONABLE QUALITY) The Offspring, Linkin Park, THE BLACK MAGES, Blindside, Story of the Year, Rage Against the Machine, Ben Kweller, Faith No More, 2pac, NWA, Public Enemy, Kool Moe Dee, Ludacris, The Game, Lil' Jon, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Bruce Springsteen, Afro Pirate, Brad Sucks, Nobuo Uematsu, Kanye West, Twista, Ween, Green Day, St. Lunatics, 50 Cent, G-Unit, Chingy, Snoop Dogg, Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, AC/DC, Led Zepplin, Laura Branigan, Yes, Chiaroscuro, REO Speedwagon, Night Ranger, Ozzy Osbourne, Iron Maiden, Hot Action Cop, Eric Clapton, Jane's Addiction, L7, Aerosmith, Ice Cube, D12, Chevelle, Unwritten Law, a-ha, Foreigner, Michael Jackson, Apples in Stereo, Catch 22, Daft Punk, Europe, Styx, Metallica, Outlandish, Rob Zombie, Tenacious D, The Eagles, The Geto Boys, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Goldie Lookin' Chain, The Kaiser Chiefs, Dragonforce, Flogging Molly, Daft Punk, The Beach Boys, Murphy Lee, The Flaming Lips, Less Than Jake, Vanilla Ninja
Favorite TV Shows: (THE TV CRAP... UH, FARE TASTES THAT HE DISPLAYS ARE ACTUALLY EVEN MORE ABYSMAL...) South Park, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Lost, Ren and Stimpy, Spongebob Square Pants, King of the Hill, The Man Show, Family Guy, Futurama, 3rd Rock from the Sun, That 70's Show, Seinfeld
Favorite Movies: (NO COINCIDENCE THEN THAT THE MOVIES THAT HE ENJOYED AND HAILS AS CINEMATIC GEMS ARE, FOR THE MOST PART, SHIT ON CELLULOID TOO... HE CAN'T EVEN SPELL SOME OF THE TITLES RIGHT!) Napoleon Dyanamite, Jackass, Anchorman, Collateral, Half Baked, Reservoir Dogs, Old School, Scarface, Casino, James Bond (all), American Pie (all), Rudy, Friday Night Lights, Coach Carter, The Longest Yard, Bullitt, Fight Club, Suicide Kings, Animal House, Caddyshack, Road Trip, Au Revoir Les Enfants, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Blazing Saddles, The Wedding Singer, Anchorman, My Cousin Vinny
Favorite Books: Friday Night Lights, Catcher In the Rye, 2001: A Space Odyessy, The Fred Factor, Le Petit Prince, The Great Gatsby, Ford Tough
OH, RIGHT... HE WOULD HAVE READ THESE BOOKS IF THERE HAD NOT BEEN A MOVIE MADE BASED UPON THEM... MORE THAN LIKELY THAT THE LONE TWO TITLES THAT ARE NOT RECOGNIZABLE FILMS WERE FORCED FED TO HIM IN CLASS!
Favorite Quote: (HE IS ASKED FOR ONE QUOTE - AND HE GIVES LIKE A DOZEN CRAPPY ONES... MUST BE AN INDICATION HOW HE PASSES HIS S.A.T.s!)
Women are like cars. They look good, cost a lot, and require constant attention. And if you got a fast one, you gotta be careful or else you'll end up mangled in a lonesome ditch. --- Quincy Tinkle
When the fire dies down what the fuck you gonna do? Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. --- Geto Boys
SNAKES ON A MUTHA FUCKIN' PLANE!!! --- Samuel L. Jackson
If the White Sox win the World Series, I'm going to kill myself because life will never get any better. --- Ray
Wave of babies! --- TGS
Blanche! Bring in the invalids! --- biped
Brandon! There's alcohol on your papers!
There sure is!
Bitch! Enjoy yo'self! --- Phil
You son of a bitch! You shot me in the ass!!! --- Training Day
You know what's funny? You know what's funny? When it rains it pours, they got money for war, but not feedin' the poor! --- Crazy guy on the bus
About Me: I'll probably kick your ass in DDR
Panthers - 29
Bears - 21 (A SPORTS SCORE DOES NOT QUALIFY AS A QUOTE - NITWIT!)
Life is good. (PUNKS SAY THAT - THEY WON'T KNOW WHAT HITS THEM)
Spring Break Plans
Activity: Partying
Location: Arizona
Photos
Brandon has 3 Albums. (one wonders why he even BOTHERED...)
Fun Times at College Updated January 24 (the last fun times he will ever have)
Texas Dave's Adventure Created November 29 (this would be something like the movie DELIVERANCE... but on the very cheap side...)
Groups (WOLFPACK MENTALITY- SO TYPICAL OF PUNKS...)
Marquette Basketball Fanatics • I Just Tried To Ford the River and My Fuckin' Oxen Died (Marquette Chapter) • Marquette DDR • Green Bay Packers • Chicago White Sox Fans • Packer Backers • Frank the Tank Fan Club • I Heart the Chicago Bulls • adult swimmers • Family Guy Quahogians • Aqua Teen Hunger Force • Dave Chappelle Fanatics • My Very Own a-the Cheat! • Homestarrunner.net "It's dot com!" • Italy Represents • I Hate the Cubs (THE MARK OF A TRUE HUMANITARIAN - HE DUMPS ON THOSE WHO HAVE FALLEN ON HARD TIMES) • Favre No. 1 • People Who Love the Old School Nintendo • My Spoon Is Too Big • MU Halo • I Hate the Minnesota Vikings • Lost • I heart Marquette Gyros • Kairos • Cigar Aficionados of Marquette • Dominic James: Marquette Basketball God (RIDICULOUS DEIFICATION)• Aicha • M.U. Underage Drinkers Non- Anonymous (A FUTURE DRUNK TOO) • Sexy Catholics (SO HE TRULY WAS AN ALTAR BOY... AND A FUTURE PERV TOO!) • Class of 2009 (WHO SAYS YOU'LL GET THERE?) • Chivalry -- So Hot Right Now (WHAT WOULD A PUNK LIKE HIM KNOW ABOUT CHIVALRY? ALL HE WANTS - ADMITTEDLY TOO - IS TO GET INTO THE GIRL'S PANTS!) • O'donnell Hall 2005 • Chicago Blackhawks Fans • I Go To Marquette and, Yes, I Love the White Sox • Fans of JT!! • Cudahy: a Woman, a Facility, a Legend • O'donnell 2ne • I Tried To Suffocate My Roomate and Was Unsuccessful, and Now it's awkward • I Spent the Night at O'donnell 2ne • Alcohol...we Like it Hard (mu Chapter) • Get Woody Laid • Chad Mclane Fan Club • I Refuse To Be Friends With Kei Abe On Facebook • Lil' Brudder...He Can Make it On His Own! • Notre Dame Sucks (OF COURSE NOT - MARQUETTE DOES! MARQUETTE SUCKS EGGS... AND DICKS... WITH SUCH AN EFFEMINATE NAME, HOW COULD IT BE ANY OTHER WAY?!?) • Chicago White Sox - 2005 World Series Champions!!!! • I Was So Happy That I Cried When The White Sox Won The WORLD SERIES!! (Big Boys don't cry) • Boom! John Fuckin' Madden Fan Club (MADDEN's CURSE IS UPON THEE - BRAT!) • Pleasureman Gunther: European God of Sex (AGAIN - RIDICULOUS DEIFICATION)• Halo 2 (THE ONLY HALO YOU WILL EVER HAVE - PUNK!)
Courses (Bets are open on how many of these he will flunk...!)
Biological Sciences 5. Biology for Non-Science Majors(1001)
Biological Sciences 5. Biology for Non-Science Majors(4003)
Mathematics 71. Elements of Calculus(1002)
Philosophy 1. Logic(1003)
Philosophy 50. Phil of Human Nature(1010)
Communication Studies 12. Public Speaking(1008)
English 2. Rhetoric & Composition 2(1062) (Do I hear 4... do I hear 5 out of 7...!?)
Facebook © 2006 (A SITE THAT SHOWCASES... ANYBODY! AND WANNABEES!)
UPDATE:
The little jerk has added Work Info now!
Company: Daddy's Ford Dealership (the only employer that will have him)
Position: Salesman (barely - read on...)
Location: Bourbonnais, IL (aka Losertown)
Description:
I will be selling high quality Ford vehicles and used cars at my Dad's Ford Dealership this summer. If ANY of you are in need of ANY car, please let me know. We do business all over America, and will find you any car, new or used.
(Most likely cars that were salvaged/scavenged from the devastated landscape left in the wake of Hurricane Katrina... I've heard of those - they're hardly "quality vehicles", punk! Must be your specialty too; recycled loot. Trying to sucker your "valued customers" eh? I hope they gang up on you and leave you a bloody pulp... All... ONE of them that is! More than what is necessary to finish a scrawny punk like you...)
As of June 17th, 2006, this so-called "salesman" has
Total Sales: 1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy your lone commission - faggot!
It might not last - if the car is taken back for a refund!
Lest daddy will let you keep it... *LMAO*
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Chemical odor at water park a mystery
KANKAKEE, Ill., July 17 (UPI) --
All 33 people who became ill at a Kankakee, Ill., water park have been released after being treated at hospitals, reports said Monday.
A hazardous materials emergency was declared at the Splash Valley Aquatic Park around 6 p.m. Sunday after dozens of visitors complained of trouble breathing because of a strong chemical smell near the park's swimming pool.
Thirty-three people were treated for respiratory distress but no serious injuries were reported. Haz-mat crews detected no measurable levels of chemicals at the Kankakee Valley Park District facility, fire officials said in a release.
The cause of the smell has not been determined, WFLD-TV, Chicago, reported.
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It's YOU, isn't it you little creep?
KANKAKEE, Ill., July 17 (UPI) --
All 33 people who became ill at a Kankakee, Ill., water park have been released after being treated at hospitals, reports said Monday.
A hazardous materials emergency was declared at the Splash Valley Aquatic Park around 6 p.m. Sunday after dozens of visitors complained of trouble breathing because of a strong chemical smell near the park's swimming pool.
Thirty-three people were treated for respiratory distress but no serious injuries were reported. Haz-mat crews detected no measurable levels of chemicals at the Kankakee Valley Park District facility, fire officials said in a release.
The cause of the smell has not been determined, WFLD-TV, Chicago, reported.
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It's YOU, isn't it you little creep?
Providence 74, No. 15 Marquette 59
Jan 4, 11:17 PM (ET) Email this Story
By JIMMY GOLEN
PROVIDENCE (AP) -Providence coach Tim Welsh saw Jerel McNeal missing from Marquette's lineup and figured he had an answer for the Golden Eagles' speed.
"We can go to another strength, and that's power," Welsh said after the Friars outmuscled No. 15 Marquette for a 74-59 victory on Thursday night in the Big East opener for both teams. "They have three terrific guards. I said, 'Let's flip that and go with three power guys."'
Herbert Hill had 23 points, nine rebounds and seven blocked shots, and Geoff McDermott had 11 points, 11 assists and nine rebounds for Providence (11-3). Weyinmi Efejuku added 18 points and 10 boards as the Friars played their third consecutive game without Sharaud Curry, the team leader in points and assists per game, who was suspended for violating team rules.
"Good teams are built around a lot of good players, not just one," Welsh said, adding that Curry will miss one more game, against Seton Hall on Saturday, and will return on Jan. 13 against Louisville. "He made a mistake. He paid his penalty."
Marquette (13-3) was without McNeal, its No. 2 scorer, who banged heads with Wesley Matthews in practice on Monday.
"He brings a lot of toughness and fierceness to the table ... such a huge part of our toughness package," Coach Tom Crean said. "Providence is a very aggressive, tough-minded team - as is the rest of the Big East. We've got to join that party."
Crean said McNeal would be evaluated daily.
"As Tommy said, 'It's a wild business,"' Welsh said. "They lost a very good player and so did we. I guess it evens out."
Matthews scored 14 points and Dominic James scored 12 for the Golden Eagles. But Matthews was 6-for-18 from the field and James was 3-for-11 - going just 1-for-8 from 3-point range - as Marquette shot just 31.1 percent.
"We got the looks we wanted," said Matthews, who went to the hospital for precautionary reasons after the rebounding drill collision with McNeal. "We just weren't making shots."
Marquette fell behind by 12 points in the first half and was down nine at halftime, but got within 39-34 with 17:11 left. Providence scored the next six points to make it 45-34, then added a 7-0 run midway through the second half to open a 56-41 lead.
Marquette tried to come back with 3-pointers but missed often, going just 4-of-23 from beyond the arc in all. The Friars also had a 42-25 rebounding advantage and blocked nine shots, thanks mostly to Hill.
"He's thinking he can score on anybody," Welsh said. "He had as aggressive a scoring mentality as I've ever seen. I have no problem with that."
Providence improved to 2-1 against ranked teams this year, having beaten Boston College and lost to Florida. The Friars also opened their conference schedule at home for the first time since 2000, and won their league opener for the first time since 2003.
Last year, Providence lost its first four Big East games and finished with a conference record of 5-11.
"We got off to a rough start," Welsh said. "You dig yourself a hole and you've got to get out of it."
Jan 4, 11:17 PM (ET) Email this Story
By JIMMY GOLEN
PROVIDENCE (AP) -Providence coach Tim Welsh saw Jerel McNeal missing from Marquette's lineup and figured he had an answer for the Golden Eagles' speed.
"We can go to another strength, and that's power," Welsh said after the Friars outmuscled No. 15 Marquette for a 74-59 victory on Thursday night in the Big East opener for both teams. "They have three terrific guards. I said, 'Let's flip that and go with three power guys."'
Herbert Hill had 23 points, nine rebounds and seven blocked shots, and Geoff McDermott had 11 points, 11 assists and nine rebounds for Providence (11-3). Weyinmi Efejuku added 18 points and 10 boards as the Friars played their third consecutive game without Sharaud Curry, the team leader in points and assists per game, who was suspended for violating team rules.
"Good teams are built around a lot of good players, not just one," Welsh said, adding that Curry will miss one more game, against Seton Hall on Saturday, and will return on Jan. 13 against Louisville. "He made a mistake. He paid his penalty."
Marquette (13-3) was without McNeal, its No. 2 scorer, who banged heads with Wesley Matthews in practice on Monday.
"He brings a lot of toughness and fierceness to the table ... such a huge part of our toughness package," Coach Tom Crean said. "Providence is a very aggressive, tough-minded team - as is the rest of the Big East. We've got to join that party."
Crean said McNeal would be evaluated daily.
"As Tommy said, 'It's a wild business,"' Welsh said. "They lost a very good player and so did we. I guess it evens out."
Matthews scored 14 points and Dominic James scored 12 for the Golden Eagles. But Matthews was 6-for-18 from the field and James was 3-for-11 - going just 1-for-8 from 3-point range - as Marquette shot just 31.1 percent.
"We got the looks we wanted," said Matthews, who went to the hospital for precautionary reasons after the rebounding drill collision with McNeal. "We just weren't making shots."
Marquette fell behind by 12 points in the first half and was down nine at halftime, but got within 39-34 with 17:11 left. Providence scored the next six points to make it 45-34, then added a 7-0 run midway through the second half to open a 56-41 lead.
Marquette tried to come back with 3-pointers but missed often, going just 4-of-23 from beyond the arc in all. The Friars also had a 42-25 rebounding advantage and blocked nine shots, thanks mostly to Hill.
"He's thinking he can score on anybody," Welsh said. "He had as aggressive a scoring mentality as I've ever seen. I have no problem with that."
Providence improved to 2-1 against ranked teams this year, having beaten Boston College and lost to Florida. The Friars also opened their conference schedule at home for the first time since 2000, and won their league opener for the first time since 2003.
Last year, Providence lost its first four Big East games and finished with a conference record of 5-11.
"We got off to a rough start," Welsh said. "You dig yourself a hole and you've got to get out of it."
Marquette (13-3) was without McNeal, its No. 2 scorer, who banged heads with Wesley Matthews in practice on Monday.
They BANGED HEADS...
I see the RAW TALENT there...
Not much brains - and what little they have, they rattled it pretty bad right there! *ROTLMBO*
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They BANGED HEADS...
I see the RAW TALENT there...
Not much brains - and what little they have, they rattled it pretty bad right there! *ROTLMBO*
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Les Femmelettes de Marquette...
Sounds about right!
The Friars of Providence sure showed them what it is like to be REAL MEN...!
The Krazed Kankakee Kid here needs the same lesson...
Badly.
...
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Sounds about right!
The Friars of Providence sure showed them what it is like to be REAL MEN...!
The Krazed Kankakee Kid here needs the same lesson...
Badly.
...
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