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Lambaste the pests of this world! Run through the mud the scum of the earth! Humiliate the would-be somebodies who mock their fellow human beings for daring to be braver than they are! Three good causes championed by THIS VERY BLOG! Enjoy - especially if you're one of the pests EXPOSED HERE! Believe me - you DON'T want to tick me off and wind up exposed here!Saturday, September 09, 2006
Snapdrive.net? I call them Snake-In-The-Grass/Hornets'Nest now!
BANDWIDTH? YOU WANT BANDWIDTH? I'LL GIVE YOU BANDWIDTH - YOU BANDWIDTH BANDITS!!!
LOOK AT AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY, LISTEN TO THIS MP3 PLAYER HERE:
HEAR ANYTHING?
OF COURSE YOU DON'T!
YOU KNOW WHY?
CAUSE THE BANDWIDTH BANDITS OVER AT "SNAKE-IN-THE-GRASS/HORNETS'NEST" MADE SURE NOTHING WOULD BE HEARD HERE - EVER AGAIN!!!
THEY MADE IT MY OWN PERSONAL "DAY WHEN THE MUSIC DIED" (AT LEAST, IT WASN'T BECAUSE ANYBODY DIED IN A COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE PLANE CRASH... BIG BOPPER, BUDDY & RICHIE COULD HAVE LIVED ON... EVEN AALIYAH COULD HAVE LIVED ON... BUT I DIGRESS...)
THE BANDWIDTH BANDITS ARE SO KEEN ON NOTHING EXTENDING THEIR OWN LIMITS THAT, ONCE IT HAPPENS, THEY DELETE ALL EXISTING MP3 FILES TO MAKE SURE IT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN!
THE MORONS!
THEY SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT THEIR SERVICE IS SO POPULAR AND BEING USED - THEY SHOULD STRIVE, BY ALL MEANS, TO SATISFY THE CUSTOMER who is purported to always "be right"...
THEY SHOULD HAVE ALSO WARNED BEFOREHAND THAT THEIRS WAS A LIMITED SERVICE, RIFE WITH NARROW MARGINS OF ERROR TO MANOEUVER IN - WARNED US ALL, BEFOREHAND, THAT WE CANNOT EVEN HOPE TO HAVE CONTINUOUS MUSIC PLAYING WITH THESE BOZOS BECAUSE THEY DO NOT HAVE THE CAPACITY TO PROVIDE IT TO US, FOR LACK OF SUFFICIENT AD REVENUE!!!
MAYBE IF YOU SUPPLIED A BETTER BASIC SERVICE, WITHOUT ALIENATING AND AGGRAVATING YOUR CUSTOMERS BY DELETING WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE EVERY FILE THERE IS, THE MOMENT THE BANDWIDTH EXCEEDS THE DAMN LIMIT NO ONE EVEN KNOWS ABOUT - MAYBE THEN YOU'D HAVE MORE COMPANIES WILLING TO PLACE ADS ON YOUR SITES, HMM?
HAVING A MILLION DISGRUNTLED USERS WHO SHALL NEVER AGAIN WASTE THEIR TIME USING YOUR DAMNED "SERVICE" - EVER AGAIN IS SIMPLY NOT THE WAY TO MAKE BUSINESS BOOM - NOW IS IT?
YOU SCREWED US WHEN IT WAS FREE - YOU EXPECT US TO PAINSTAKINGLY UPLOAD OVER A HUNDRED MP3 FILES INTO YOUR CRAPPY STORAGE SITE'S SYSTEM, METICULOUSLY COPY AND PASTE THE CODES YOU PROVIDE INTO THE SILLY LITTLE MP3 PLAYER MAKER PROVIDED BY THAT PUNK, THAT BUM PAL OF YOURS, WWW.POQBUM.COM - AND THEN PAY YOU FOR THE PRIVILEGE TO SEE ALL THAT WORK BE DELETED, UNCEREMONIOUSLY, IN THE EVENT THAT OUR SITE IS -HEAVEN FORBID- POPULAR ENOUGH SO THAT THE SONGS GET PLAYED A LOT AND BANDWIDTH IS, ONCE AGAIN, EXTENDED TO THE LIMIT, PAST THE LIMIT, AD INFINITUM...?!?
YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO PAY YOU FOR THAT KIND OF SERVICE, SNAKE-IN-THE-GRASS/HORNETS'NEST?!?
KEEP DREAMING - PUNKS!
LOOK AT AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY, LISTEN TO THIS MP3 PLAYER HERE:
HEAR ANYTHING?
OF COURSE YOU DON'T!
YOU KNOW WHY?
CAUSE THE BANDWIDTH BANDITS OVER AT "SNAKE-IN-THE-GRASS/HORNETS'NEST" MADE SURE NOTHING WOULD BE HEARD HERE - EVER AGAIN!!!
THEY MADE IT MY OWN PERSONAL "DAY WHEN THE MUSIC DIED" (AT LEAST, IT WASN'T BECAUSE ANYBODY DIED IN A COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE PLANE CRASH... BIG BOPPER, BUDDY & RICHIE COULD HAVE LIVED ON... EVEN AALIYAH COULD HAVE LIVED ON... BUT I DIGRESS...)
THE BANDWIDTH BANDITS ARE SO KEEN ON NOTHING EXTENDING THEIR OWN LIMITS THAT, ONCE IT HAPPENS, THEY DELETE ALL EXISTING MP3 FILES TO MAKE SURE IT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN!
THE MORONS!
THEY SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT THEIR SERVICE IS SO POPULAR AND BEING USED - THEY SHOULD STRIVE, BY ALL MEANS, TO SATISFY THE CUSTOMER who is purported to always "be right"...
THEY SHOULD HAVE ALSO WARNED BEFOREHAND THAT THEIRS WAS A LIMITED SERVICE, RIFE WITH NARROW MARGINS OF ERROR TO MANOEUVER IN - WARNED US ALL, BEFOREHAND, THAT WE CANNOT EVEN HOPE TO HAVE CONTINUOUS MUSIC PLAYING WITH THESE BOZOS BECAUSE THEY DO NOT HAVE THE CAPACITY TO PROVIDE IT TO US, FOR LACK OF SUFFICIENT AD REVENUE!!!
MAYBE IF YOU SUPPLIED A BETTER BASIC SERVICE, WITHOUT ALIENATING AND AGGRAVATING YOUR CUSTOMERS BY DELETING WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE EVERY FILE THERE IS, THE MOMENT THE BANDWIDTH EXCEEDS THE DAMN LIMIT NO ONE EVEN KNOWS ABOUT - MAYBE THEN YOU'D HAVE MORE COMPANIES WILLING TO PLACE ADS ON YOUR SITES, HMM?
HAVING A MILLION DISGRUNTLED USERS WHO SHALL NEVER AGAIN WASTE THEIR TIME USING YOUR DAMNED "SERVICE" - EVER AGAIN IS SIMPLY NOT THE WAY TO MAKE BUSINESS BOOM - NOW IS IT?
YOU SCREWED US WHEN IT WAS FREE - YOU EXPECT US TO PAINSTAKINGLY UPLOAD OVER A HUNDRED MP3 FILES INTO YOUR CRAPPY STORAGE SITE'S SYSTEM, METICULOUSLY COPY AND PASTE THE CODES YOU PROVIDE INTO THE SILLY LITTLE MP3 PLAYER MAKER PROVIDED BY THAT PUNK, THAT BUM PAL OF YOURS, WWW.POQBUM.COM - AND THEN PAY YOU FOR THE PRIVILEGE TO SEE ALL THAT WORK BE DELETED, UNCEREMONIOUSLY, IN THE EVENT THAT OUR SITE IS -HEAVEN FORBID- POPULAR ENOUGH SO THAT THE SONGS GET PLAYED A LOT AND BANDWIDTH IS, ONCE AGAIN, EXTENDED TO THE LIMIT, PAST THE LIMIT, AD INFINITUM...?!?
YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO PAY YOU FOR THAT KIND OF SERVICE, SNAKE-IN-THE-GRASS/HORNETS'NEST?!?
KEEP DREAMING - PUNKS!
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