Lambaste the pests of this world!
Run through the mud the scum of the earth!
Humiliate the would-be somebodies who mock their fellow human beings for daring to be braver than they are!
Three good causes championed by THIS VERY BLOG!
Enjoy - especially if you're one of the pests EXPOSED HERE! Believe me - you DON'T want to tick me off and wind up exposed here!
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Okay Kids: Let's Make A New Four-Letter Word With The Letters E...I...T...Y...
One of the worst combinations ever to be found on the wild, wild web undoubtedly is that of YouTube and... Internet Explorer. It was proven time and again, I assure thee; just try to add ten or more videos to any of your playlists on the former and then click on the editing function for said playlist and watch the latter works its magic on your nerves - with the former's complicity and unilateral blessing! You'll get something like this, in no time at all:
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You must be logged in order to edit a playlist
Okay, bright lights - riddle me this, riddle me that:
How did I access the editing page for that playlist if I wasn't logged in already in the first place, HUH? How can your intricate wizardry allow for such a thing to even be POSSIBLE...?
No wonder you claim to have highly-trained monkeys at your service and to have them deployed each and every time such a mind-blowing occurrence comes about: BECAUSE IT IS NOT EVEN POSSIBLE...!!! Only chimps and chumps could possibly bother with infuriated customers over such a wild occurrence. But give credit when it is due: the dumbass eggheads at Microsoft and YT MADE THE IMPOSSIBLE QUITE POSSIBLE INDEED - just to add to our infuriation and pleasure, I'm sure! Heck, the geniuses behind both empires learned from the best and learned their lesson well: they create the problems and then make zillions selling us the solutions - or gaining publicity revenue! And with the combination of the two, our frustration is 100% DAMN-GUARANTEED! You will NEVER log off YT or quit on a browsing session with IE in the exact same joyous mood or overall disposition that you came with when you took place in front of the computer in the first place - NEVER. God-damn YT and (moreso for - mucho moreso) IE... What four-letter word can we make up here to best represent our level of frustration, pent-up aggression and overall disgust, then? Nothing much. Let's settle for an existing word and entity to embody all of it then: YETI! We may misspell it, for best effect (and avoid getting the poor unsuspecting so-called "abominable" snowman involved and blamed for all this - let no innocents get the brunt of the blame that should come the way of the true abominable ones: Billy G, Stevie B, Stevie C, Chad and Jawed - the fatal-five of service here!) and so let's speak of the YIET instead...! Makes it easier for us to chant our slogan, then: SAY NYET TO YIET! Simply because there are several alternate options out there: just about any other browser is better than Explorer (heck, even the defunct, late & lamented, much-missed Navigator) and, as far as uploading videos go, Vimeo is the professional answer to the layman's YT groove! In the immortal words of Triumph The Insult Comedy Dog, Internet Explorer is the best browser for ME TO POOP ON. And YouTube is the best video-sharing service for us to POOP ON TOO! (There is so much damn crap on the latter - it boggles the mind right there and then! Imagine how boggled up it gets when crazy error messages start popping up, on top of that...!) Both stink up the place enough as it is - pooping on them will not make it worse at all; it is just the right thing and logical thing to do, trust me! And now (get this, Triumph - something even you did not think of, yet) IT IS TIME TO FLUSH IT ALL, FLUSH IT ALL DOWN THE PIPES; STRAIGHT DOWN TO HELL!!! Or wherever... sure...! (Now is not the time to lambaste the sewage system...! We need THAT service to function properly - at least!) Go get another browser already - NOW!
