Take a good long look at Chiero Qui Fait Chier here... This little punk thinks he's somebody... thinks he will amount to something... evidently, he has no peripheral vision nor does he has much in terms of foresight! This little bastard will shit on you for displaying guts no men in his freaking ancestry ever had! His ancestors as his lineage (if he ever gets one that is) are all / will all be found in the form of tiny little spineless gargoyles in the putrid depths of Hades / Gehenna / Inferno... that goes without saying I gather. For this punk represents very well the current generation... the Y Generation (X is getting old!). Y as in "(WH)Y THE HELL WERE THEY EVEN BORN IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?". Maybe to serve as no more and no less than... cannon fodder! Aye - send Brandon and all of his buddies to IRAQ or IRAN... asap! Go for it, Brandon "Face À Chier" Chiero - pronto! You can do it, Bombastic Brandon - that is all you're good at too; being a bombastic ass!

AND NOW, "ENJOY"
Brandon Chiero's Profile - Marquette

Send Brandon a Message (Yeah - only HATE MAIL if you will - he deserves it!)
Poke Him! (Not in a million years... not if you PAID ME TO DO IT... NEVER!!!)

Account Info
Name: Brandon Chiero [add to friends] (HA - he's NO ONE's "friend" - come on! He's an egocentric little son of a bitch who cares about no one but HIMSELF)
Member Since: July 8, 2005
Last Update: January 25, 2006

Basic Info
School: Marquette '09
Status: Undergrad (underling... underachiever... under-everything!)
Sex: Male (highly debatable...)
Concentration: Business Administration (I pity the business...)
Marketing (market idiocy - punk!)
Residence: ODonnell 267 (give us your zip code too - idiot!)
Birthday: 04/30/1987 A Sad Day In History - this punk was born on the day that Mike Bossy played his final game in the NHL... a definite bad omen right there! 1987 sucked overall for so many reasons... the birth of so many punks is only one of MANY!

Home Town: Kankakee, IL (The Kankakee Kid he is... *LOL* Now THAT's humiliating!)
High School: Bishop Mcnamara High School '05 (Puh-leeze... don't tell me he was an altar boy too... and the bishop's b****!!!)

Personal Info
Looking For: Friendship (he lies - he wants it "with benefits"...)
Interested In: Women (he lies again)
Relationship Status: Single (now THAT will be true for a long, loooooong time!)
Political Views: Apathetic (no kidding)

Interests: FORD VEHICLES, Cars, Mustangs, Video Games, Football, Baseball, Golf, Tennis, Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Katamari Damacy, Cigars, Eating, DDR, Packers, White Sox, DA BULLS, Blackhawks, Final Fantasy, White Ninja Comics, Halo, Sandstorm, Homestar Runner (typical interests of the typical average punk)

Clubs and Jobs: Porter at my dad's dealership (figures that it would be DAD's...)

Favorite Music: (LOOK AT THE BIZARRE COLLECTION OF ACTS THAT HE LUMPED ALL TOGETHER HERE... MOST OF IT, OF COURSE, OF QUESTIONABLE QUALITY) The Offspring, Linkin Park, THE BLACK MAGES, Blindside, Story of the Year, Rage Against the Machine, Ben Kweller, Faith No More, 2pac, NWA, Public Enemy, Kool Moe Dee, Ludacris, The Game, Lil' Jon, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Bruce Springsteen, Afro Pirate, Brad Sucks, Nobuo Uematsu, Kanye West, Twista, Ween, Green Day, St. Lunatics, 50 Cent, G-Unit, Chingy, Snoop Dogg, Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, AC/DC, Led Zepplin, Laura Branigan, Yes, Chiaroscuro, REO Speedwagon, Night Ranger, Ozzy Osbourne, Iron Maiden, Hot Action Cop, Eric Clapton, Jane's Addiction, L7, Aerosmith, Ice Cube, D12, Chevelle, Unwritten Law, a-ha, Foreigner, Michael Jackson, Apples in Stereo, Catch 22, Daft Punk, Europe, Styx, Metallica, Outlandish, Rob Zombie, Tenacious D, The Eagles, The Geto Boys, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Goldie Lookin' Chain, The Kaiser Chiefs, Dragonforce, Flogging Molly, Daft Punk, The Beach Boys, Murphy Lee, The Flaming Lips, Less Than Jake, Vanilla Ninja

Favorite TV Shows: (THE TV CRAP... UH, FARE TASTES THAT HE DISPLAYS ARE ACTUALLY EVEN MORE ABYSMAL...) South Park, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Lost, Ren and Stimpy, Spongebob Square Pants, King of the Hill, The Man Show, Family Guy, Futurama, 3rd Rock from the Sun, That 70's Show, Seinfeld

Favorite Movies: (NO COINCIDENCE THEN THAT THE MOVIES THAT HE ENJOYED AND HAILS AS CINEMATIC GEMS ARE, FOR THE MOST PART, SHIT ON CELLULOID TOO... HE CAN'T EVEN SPELL SOME OF THE TITLES RIGHT!) Napoleon Dyanamite, Jackass, Anchorman, Collateral, Half Baked, Reservoir Dogs, Old School, Scarface, Casino, James Bond (all), American Pie (all), Rudy, Friday Night Lights, Coach Carter, The Longest Yard, Bullitt, Fight Club, Suicide Kings, Animal House, Caddyshack, Road Trip, Au Revoir Les Enfants, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Blazing Saddles, The Wedding Singer, Anchorman, My Cousin Vinny
Favorite Books: Friday Night Lights, Catcher In the Rye, 2001: A Space Odyessy, The Fred Factor, Le Petit Prince, The Great Gatsby, Ford Tough
OH, RIGHT... HE WOULD HAVE READ THESE BOOKS IF THERE HAD NOT BEEN A MOVIE MADE BASED UPON THEM... MORE THAN LIKELY THAT THE LONE TWO TITLES THAT ARE NOT RECOGNIZABLE FILMS WERE FORCED FED TO HIM IN CLASS!

Favorite Quote: (HE IS ASKED FOR ONE QUOTE - AND HE GIVES LIKE A DOZEN CRAPPY ONES... MUST BE AN INDICATION HOW HE PASSES HIS S.A.T.s!)
Women are like cars. They look good, cost a lot, and require constant attention. And if you got a fast one, you gotta be careful or else you'll end up mangled in a lonesome ditch. --- Quincy Tinkle

When the fire dies down what the fuck you gonna do? Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. --- Geto Boys

SNAKES ON A MUTHA FUCKIN' PLANE!!! --- Samuel L. Jackson

If the White Sox win the World Series, I'm going to kill myself because life will never get any better. --- Ray

Wave of babies! --- TGS

Blanche! Bring in the invalids! --- biped

Brandon! There's alcohol on your papers!
There sure is!

Bitch! Enjoy yo'self! --- Phil

You son of a bitch! You shot me in the ass!!! --- Training Day

You know what's funny? You know what's funny? When it rains it pours, they got money for war, but not feedin' the poor! --- Crazy guy on the bus
About Me: I'll probably kick your ass in DDR

Panthers - 29
Bears - 21 (A SPORTS SCORE DOES NOT QUALIFY AS A QUOTE - NITWIT!)

Life is good. (PUNKS SAY THAT - THEY WON'T KNOW WHAT HITS THEM)

Spring Break Plans
Activity: Partying
Location: Arizona

Photos
Brandon has 3 Albums. (one wonders why he even BOTHERED...)
Fun Times at College Updated January 24 (the last fun times he will ever have)
Texas Dave's Adventure Created November 29 (this would be something like the movie DELIVERANCE... but on the very cheap side...)

Groups (WOLFPACK MENTALITY- SO TYPICAL OF PUNKS...)
Marquette Basketball Fanatics • I Just Tried To Ford the River and My Fuckin' Oxen Died (Marquette Chapter) • Marquette DDR • Green Bay Packers • Chicago White Sox Fans • Packer Backers • Frank the Tank Fan Club • I Heart the Chicago Bulls • adult swimmers • Family Guy Quahogians • Aqua Teen Hunger Force • Dave Chappelle Fanatics • My Very Own a-the Cheat! • Homestarrunner.net "It's dot com!" • Italy Represents • I Hate the Cubs (THE MARK OF A TRUE HUMANITARIAN - HE DUMPS ON THOSE WHO HAVE FALLEN ON HARD TIMES) • Favre No. 1 • People Who Love the Old School Nintendo • My Spoon Is Too Big • MU Halo • I Hate the Minnesota Vikings • Lost • I heart Marquette Gyros • Kairos • Cigar Aficionados of Marquette • Dominic James: Marquette Basketball God (RIDICULOUS DEIFICATION)• Aicha • M.U. Underage Drinkers Non- Anonymous (A FUTURE DRUNK TOO) • Sexy Catholics (SO HE TRULY WAS AN ALTAR BOY... AND A FUTURE PERV TOO!) • Class of 2009 (WHO SAYS YOU'LL GET THERE?) • Chivalry -- So Hot Right Now (WHAT WOULD A PUNK LIKE HIM KNOW ABOUT CHIVALRY? ALL HE WANTS - ADMITTEDLY TOO - IS TO GET INTO THE GIRL'S PANTS!) • O'donnell Hall 2005 • Chicago Blackhawks Fans • I Go To Marquette and, Yes, I Love the White Sox • Fans of JT!! • Cudahy: a Woman, a Facility, a Legend • O'donnell 2ne • I Tried To Suffocate My Roomate and Was Unsuccessful, and Now it's awkward • I Spent the Night at O'donnell 2ne • Alcohol...we Like it Hard (mu Chapter) • Get Woody Laid • Chad Mclane Fan Club • I Refuse To Be Friends With Kei Abe On Facebook • Lil' Brudder...He Can Make it On His Own! • Notre Dame Sucks (OF COURSE NOT - MARQUETTE DOES! MARQUETTE SUCKS EGGS... AND DICKS... WITH SUCH AN EFFEMINATE NAME, HOW COULD IT BE ANY OTHER WAY?!?) • Chicago White Sox - 2005 World Series Champions!!!! • I Was So Happy That I Cried When The White Sox Won The WORLD SERIES!! (Big Boys don't cry) • Boom! John Fuckin' Madden Fan Club (MADDEN's CURSE IS UPON THEE - BRAT!) • Pleasureman Gunther: European God of Sex (AGAIN - RIDICULOUS DEIFICATION)• Halo 2 (THE ONLY HALO YOU WILL EVER HAVE - PUNK!)

Courses (Bets are open on how many of these he will flunk...!)
Biological Sciences 5. Biology for Non-Science Majors(1001)
Biological Sciences 5. Biology for Non-Science Majors(4003)
Mathematics 71. Elements of Calculus(1002)
Philosophy 1. Logic(1003)
Philosophy 50. Phil of Human Nature(1010)
Communication Studies 12. Public Speaking(1008)
English 2. Rhetoric & Composition 2(1062) (Do I hear 4... do I hear 5 out of 7...!?)

Facebook © 2006 (A SITE THAT SHOWCASES... ANYBODY! AND WANNABEES!)

UPDATE:
The little jerk has added Work Info now!
Company: Daddy's Ford Dealership (the only employer that will have him)
Position: Salesman (barely - read on...)
Location: Bourbonnais, IL (aka Losertown)
Description:
I will be selling high quality Ford vehicles and used cars at my Dad's Ford Dealership this summer. If ANY of you are in need of ANY car, please let me know. We do business all over America, and will find you any car, new or used.
(Most likely cars that were salvaged/scavenged from the devastated landscape left in the wake of Hurricane Katrina... I've heard of those - they're hardly "quality vehicles", punk! Must be your specialty too; recycled loot. Trying to sucker your "valued customers" eh? I hope they gang up on you and leave you a bloody pulp... All... ONE of them that is! More than what is necessary to finish a scrawny punk like you...)

As of June 17th, 2006, this so-called "salesman" has
Total Sales: 1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy your lone commission - faggot!
It might not last - if the car is taken back for a refund!
Lest daddy will let you keep it... *LMAO*

BANDWIDTH? YOU WANT BANDWIDTH? I'LL GIVE YOU BANDWIDTH - YOU BANDWIDTH BANDITS!!!

LOOK AT AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY, LISTEN TO THIS MP3 PLAYER HERE:

HEAR ANYTHING?
OF COURSE YOU DON'T!
YOU KNOW WHY?
CAUSE THE BANDWIDTH BANDITS OVER AT "SNAKE-IN-THE-GRASS/HORNETS'NEST" MADE SURE NOTHING WOULD BE HEARD HERE - EVER AGAIN!!!
THEY MADE IT MY OWN PERSONAL "DAY WHEN THE MUSIC DIED" (AT LEAST, IT WASN'T BECAUSE ANYBODY DIED IN A COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE PLANE CRASH... BIG BOPPER, BUDDY & RICHIE COULD HAVE LIVED ON... EVEN AALIYAH COULD HAVE LIVED ON... BUT I DIGRESS...)
THE BANDWIDTH BANDITS ARE SO KEEN ON NOTHING EXTENDING THEIR OWN LIMITS THAT, ONCE IT HAPPENS, THEY DELETE ALL EXISTING MP3 FILES TO MAKE SURE IT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN!

THE MORONS!
THEY SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT THEIR SERVICE IS SO POPULAR AND BEING USED - THEY SHOULD STRIVE, BY ALL MEANS, TO SATISFY THE CUSTOMER who is purported to always "be right"...
THEY SHOULD HAVE ALSO WARNED BEFOREHAND THAT THEIRS WAS A LIMITED SERVICE, RIFE WITH NARROW MARGINS OF ERROR TO MANOEUVER IN - WARNED US ALL, BEFOREHAND, THAT WE CANNOT EVEN HOPE TO HAVE CONTINUOUS MUSIC PLAYING WITH THESE BOZOS BECAUSE THEY DO NOT HAVE THE CAPACITY TO PROVIDE IT TO US, FOR LACK OF SUFFICIENT AD REVENUE!!!

MAYBE IF YOU SUPPLIED A BETTER BASIC SERVICE, WITHOUT ALIENATING AND AGGRAVATING YOUR CUSTOMERS BY DELETING WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE EVERY FILE THERE IS, THE MOMENT THE BANDWIDTH EXCEEDS THE DAMN LIMIT NO ONE EVEN KNOWS ABOUT - MAYBE THEN YOU'D HAVE MORE COMPANIES WILLING TO PLACE ADS ON YOUR SITES, HMM?

HAVING A MILLION DISGRUNTLED USERS WHO SHALL NEVER AGAIN WASTE THEIR TIME USING YOUR DAMNED "SERVICE" - EVER AGAIN IS SIMPLY NOT THE WAY TO MAKE BUSINESS BOOM - NOW IS IT?

YOU SCREWED US WHEN IT WAS FREE - YOU EXPECT US TO PAINSTAKINGLY UPLOAD OVER A HUNDRED MP3 FILES INTO YOUR CRAPPY STORAGE SITE'S SYSTEM, METICULOUSLY COPY AND PASTE THE CODES YOU PROVIDE INTO THE SILLY LITTLE MP3 PLAYER MAKER PROVIDED BY THAT PUNK, THAT BUM PAL OF YOURS, WWW.POQBUM.COM - AND THEN PAY YOU FOR THE PRIVILEGE TO SEE ALL THAT WORK BE DELETED, UNCEREMONIOUSLY, IN THE EVENT THAT OUR SITE IS -HEAVEN FORBID- POPULAR ENOUGH SO THAT THE SONGS GET PLAYED A LOT AND BANDWIDTH IS, ONCE AGAIN, EXTENDED TO THE LIMIT, PAST THE LIMIT, AD INFINITUM...?!?

YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO PAY YOU FOR THAT KIND OF SERVICE, SNAKE-IN-THE-GRASS/HORNETS'NEST?!?

KEEP DREAMING - PUNKS!