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Lambaste the pests of this world! Run through the mud the scum of the earth! Humiliate the would-be somebodies who mock their fellow human beings for daring to be braver than they are! Three good causes championed by THIS VERY BLOG! Enjoy - especially if you're one of the pests EXPOSED HERE! Believe me - you DON'T want to tick me off and wind up exposed here!Thursday, May 19, 2011
Viral FRAUD!
Boycott Gillette, I say!
They are behind this fraudulent piece of viral crap seen all over the web recently:
Gillette coughed up the considerable amount of cash necessary to make a run-of-the-mill baseball player look like a home plate demi-god here - using copious amounts of CGI wizardry in order to accomplish the feat, that is!
All to conjure up, through the combination of not only computer-generated imagery but mostly the use of their celebrity sports spokesperson and endorser, the undeniable impression of being SMOOTH...! Or should I type SMOOOOOOOOOTH here?
Gillette is diabolical!
BOYCOTT GILLETTE!
And Evan Longoria and the Tampa Bay (formerly Devilish) Rays?
They can go to hell! They're NOT taking the east!
And neither will the accursed Tampa Bay Lightning!
Did I type lightning?
Thunder sucks too - either the NBA team
Or that pathetic THOR on the not-so silver screen (anymore)...!
THOR IS A SORE for the eye! The thinking man's eye!
Evan and Thor look like damnable twins, for crying out loud!
But that is another story...
SIMPLY GOTTA BASH'EM ALL!
Go and redistribute the lambasting evenly now, my brethren -
as I have done so right here on your favorite
lambasting blog!
:-)
:)
They are behind this fraudulent piece of viral crap seen all over the web recently:
Gillette coughed up the considerable amount of cash necessary to make a run-of-the-mill baseball player look like a home plate demi-god here - using copious amounts of CGI wizardry in order to accomplish the feat, that is!
All to conjure up, through the combination of not only computer-generated imagery but mostly the use of their celebrity sports spokesperson and endorser, the undeniable impression of being SMOOTH...! Or should I type SMOOOOOOOOOTH here?
Gillette is diabolical!
BOYCOTT GILLETTE!
And Evan Longoria and the Tampa Bay (formerly Devilish) Rays?
They can go to hell! They're NOT taking the east!
And neither will the accursed Tampa Bay Lightning!
Did I type lightning?
Thunder sucks too - either the NBA team
Or that pathetic THOR on the not-so silver screen (anymore)...!
THOR IS A SORE for the eye! The thinking man's eye!
Evan and Thor look like damnable twins, for crying out loud!
But that is another story...
SIMPLY GOTTA BASH'EM ALL!
Go and redistribute the lambasting evenly now, my brethren -
as I have done so right here on your favorite
lambasting blog!
:-)
:)
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