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Thursday, November 19, 2020

Schmucknatural

So... Let me get this straight!!!

After turning a schmuck neurotic writer

into "God" (but it's really a... Chuck)

and making him the bad guy on top of that

(hey - once they started having angels on the show,

most of them were dicks - right?

And those weren't necessarily

the fallen ones either... ugh!)

they wrap up his (His?) story

on the penultimate episode of the series

(SEASON 15 - episode 19)

only to have something titled

"CARRY ON"

for the actual finale...

An homage to British comedy?

It felt so, at first:

with Dean (the older bro)

identifying their latest targets as

"Mimes? Vampires?

VAMPMIMES!"

and then one of them turns out to be

a returning character from the past:

Jenny - but she gets her head axed off

immediately!

But then Dean buys the farm too

(AGAIN - oh, did I forget to type

SPOILERS ALERT here?)

get this?

GOD wasn't powerful enough

but VAMPMIMES get the job done!

Episode 19 ended, actually,

with the two bros saying to themselves

(like, who else would they talk to?)

"now we are FREE. No one

writing our story. No Chuck.

We get to write it ourselves!"

Well... NO!

Some doofus named Andrew wrote

"Carry On" here...

And he followed up on big boss Kripke

and several other so-called scribes

and their horrendous imagination!

And the "Carry On" of the title

is actually swiped off the classic song

of course:

KANSAS is not the only song

desecrated for the occasion

- they also do it to some Dire Straits

and Van Morrison!

The latter's ode to ordinary life

highlights the fact that,

without some "Chuck"

writing their tale,

they couldn't last more than

ONE SINGLE EPISODE!

Is this pathetic or what -

was this unintentional,

accidental or an admission,

really and in truth...?!?

AFTER ALL...

This is the series that nearly

got the axe (like Jenny did)

after only ONE SEASON...

REMEMBER...

Season one ended with a car crash

and the two bros and their dad

looked dead - DEAD...

Some possessed truck driver

had driven his big hog

right into their precious "Baby"

and, meanwhile, network execs

were simply NOT possessed

with enthusiasm over the idea

of greenlighting this thing for renewal...

It could have ended right there.

But no - it did get renewed

-somehow-

and saved over and over again

over the course of time

and wound up lasting

fifteen long seasons as we know.

BEFORE "CARRY ON"

THE CW AIRED...

THE LONG ROAD HOME

A recap of the whole series,

basically - and the only true

return of several characters

beloved by their fans

(Mary Winchester,

the boys' dad...

Cassiel and that awful Crowley;

any show that gets people to love

a character named after Aleister

is AWFUL alright!

The only thing worse would be

an Adolf... maybe!)

and even there... EVEN THEN...

these hardcore fans were let down!

ME - I always felt let down by

Eric "Creep" Kripke -

he who claimed to have been

a lifelong fan of urban legends,

of television classics such as

the A-Team, Knight Rider, Kolchak...

He gets a chance to make a show

and explore all those interests

-including Biblical lore-

and is, for the first three seasons,

sensible and smart enough

to have a "no angels policy"

- but then he loses all good sense

and does such outrageous

things with the lore...

This last episode should have been

one thing and one thing only:

the two brothers did die

in that season one car crash.

Dad died with them.

And the 14 other seasons

were delerium as they

saw it flash before their eyes

as they were dying...

in excruciating pain.

Possessed - probably.

In the car wreck.

That would have topped

everything else seen on TV:

Bobby Ewing's return,

the infamous "dreamed season"

of Dallas' widow...

Newhart's implied

entire series imagined

in a nightmare Bob had

sleeping next to his

wife from the previous show,

Suzanne Pleshette...

All the crappy twists seen on

GOT...

EVERYTHING!

And that's the most pathetic thing of all yet...!!!

Labels: Appalling, beheading, Death, Fake, goof, History, horrible, jerk, Only GOD Is GOD, SUCKS, TV, YT

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